Dear Bebe,
Someday, unless you're really lucky and find a cash cow to finance your lifestyle (and hopefully that of your parents), you'll be forced to enter a life of servitude, commonly known as the work force.
I suggest that you put this off for as long as possible or avoid it entirely.
There are several ways of doing so: remain a student for as long as possible (a scholarship student, mind you, or one with a stipend), find work on an organic co-operative farm that affords you room and board in exchange for slopping pigs and singing kumbaya, or hopefully, find a way to turn what you love to do into a lucrative money maker that only requires you to put forth limited, spontaneous efforts.
Your father and I have discussed this at length and both agree that as long as you are happy and healthy, we will support your endeavors, with some expectations: you refrain from posing for amateur photographers (mass market trade publications are fine, if tastefully done) and if asked by your grandparents, you ARE a Republican.
Enjoy your life,
Love, me
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Too Funny...but sound advice!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha...love the republican comment best. I may have to reassure my child(ren) of the same thing...
ReplyDeletek and now put up a pic of the bump, thanks.
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