Dear God,

Dear God,

My due date is in approx. 8 weeks and so I was wondering if you've decided on what type of soul you're going to bestow upon my child.

It must get rather taxing, having to make this decision for literally half a million babies a day, so I thought I would help you with your decision making process: if you could pull Bebe's soul from the same batch you pulled Taylor Swift's from, I would greatly appreciate it.

So would her father.

Thanks for your time and consideration,

Me